Thursday, July 16, 2009


To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster RollerCoaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dufuss!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Funny, but when I got this in an email a little while ago, I thought of one or two specific fellow bloggers... I bet they will recognize themselves here, too!


Ginnie said...

Very cute. I'm sure I'm not one of the bloggers you refer to !

Rachel said...

Haha!! Yeah, leave it to a man to get it wrong!!

That's cute!

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

A cute story but I find humour which demeans men as objectionable as that which demeans women.

Ralph said...

That is so true!! And the moral of the story is right on the mark.