Saturday, November 19, 2011

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN……..

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends and family.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimulus I can get!                                                          

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

I have been in Deepshit many times; in fact the older I get, the longer I stay because I feel so much at home there.

6 comments:

Sissy said...

Love it! Came in just as I needed a good grin. Thank you, Possum.

troutbirder said...

Beein all those place too but the last one seems to have been most frequent. Yes indeed.

ancient one said...

These are a hoot !! I've been in Sane a long time. LOL

Ginnie said...

This is one of the best entries I've read in a long time. Darn, I wish I'd written it !!

Beatrice P. Boyd said...

Seems we have a similar travel agent, Possum. This was a funny post. Thanks for today's laugh.

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

Unusual place names are fun. They make one want to look up their origins. I remember going to Purgatory, R.I. I love that community in Newfoundland, . . Come By Chance. North of where I live is the small town of Swastika, whicn predated Hitler and refused to change it's name during WWII. I often wonder what German Prisoners of War on their way to the prison camps north of there thought when they say the towns name on the train station.

Here is a site with 10 more interesting names, which you might have mentioned if you had been there. http://akorra.com/2010/03/03/top-10-unusual-place-names/