I stumbled upon this link this morning and laughed myself silly! There are LOADS of wonderful ideas here for sprucing up things in your yard. http://faq.gardenweb.com/faq/lists/midatl/2004081411012463.html.
I haven't decided which one is my favorite yet. Let me know yours?!?!?!?!
For a moment, I thought it might be fun to see some pictures of some of these... then I realized I had been spared. Aren't you lucky?